| #10: Doctor: "Oops, there goes my watch again..." #9: You look on the wall to find your doctor got his MD from the University of Phoenix. #8: While performing the exam, something bites your doctor's finger. #7: Nurse: "I can't find the lube anywhere, doctor...I think we're out." #6: Doctor: "Hmmm, I've never seen anything like that before." |
| #5: The doctor decides it would be funny to check your rectal acoustics and finds them surprisingly resonant. (Hello...Hello...Hello...Hello) #4: Doctor: "Hey Johnson, come here and feel this guy's prostate...It's the size of a grapefruit!" #3: The doctor tries to sell you cosmetic enhancements: electrolysis, anal bleaching, laser hemorrhoid removal, etc. #2: The doctor insists on not wearing rubber gloves because they ruin the intimacy. And the #1 sign your prostate exam is not going well: Your doctor performs the final part of the exam with both hands firmly placed on your shoulders. |
| Top 10 Signs Your Prostate Exam is Not Going Well |
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