|#10: Doctor: "Oops, there goes my watch again..."
#9: You look on the wall to find your doctor got his MD from the
University of Phoenix.
#8: While performing the exam, something bites your doctor's finger.
#7: Nurse: "I can't find the lube anywhere, doctor...I think we're out."
#6: Doctor: "Hmmm, I've never seen anything like that before."
|#5: The doctor decides it would be funny to check your rectal acoustics
and finds them surprisingly resonant. (Hello...Hello...Hello...Hello)
#4: Doctor: "Hey Johnson, come here and feel this guy's prostate...It's
the size of a grapefruit!"
#3: The doctor tries to sell you cosmetic enhancements: electrolysis, anal
bleaching, laser hemorrhoid removal, etc.
#2: The doctor insists on not wearing rubber gloves because they ruin
And the #1 sign your prostate exam is not going well:
Your doctor performs the final part of the exam with both hands firmly
placed on your shoulders.
|Top 10 Signs Your Prostate Exam is Not Going Well
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